First Post!

Here we are. The first post of a new rising sun. A time for rejoicing and dancing in the streets. A time for music and merrymaking. A time for me to spout off with illogical and mostly incoherent thoughts on politics and stuff. Note the stuff, it's important to be general in one's thoughts. That way the ridiculous ideas can be glossed over and ignored by the author at a later date.

I'm not here to challenge the readers perceptions of reality or be witty, I'm here to perfect my writing. I have no particularly insightful knowledge to bring to the table, there are no stories of wild parties or academic breakthroughs. I'm here because my life is so spectacularly boring that I felt it was my duty to share it with the tired, poor, and huddled masses. Or I was rather sick of seeing hundreds of weblogs by authors who share every single thought, no matter how useless, how idiotic, or how pointless. And I realized that I could do that too.

Let me not tell you about myself, but rather give hints at who I would like to be deep down in side of my tender little heart. I'm a recent college graduate, who believed that a person (whether male or female) went to school to receive an education and expand hers or his worldview and experiences, not to receive training for a job. Boy, was I ever wrong. Having a degree that isn't worth the paper it's printed on is a great thing indeed. The school I went too was a public one in the south, which is focused on Engineering, so being a humanities student (like I said, not worth the paper...) was interesting. But I'm out now, and it's time for the next step in this great life's journey. As I'm sure everyone knows, the United States is fighting another war against another idea, and we're enforcing this by toppling governments. I'm a big fan of governmental engineering (the process of forming new or restoring governments, as I choose to call it), so I've decided to join the Army to see this up and close, as well as visit exciting places, meeting interesting people... And killing them. This is the type of brilliant thinking that I use on a daily basis. Don't expect much from me.

"Subliminable" is the term that President Bush once used in a press conference in regards to the notion that the Republicans had created a political advertisement on television and secretly snuck in the word "rats." This subliminal message was a hot topic for a few media cycles. But of course the accusations were ridiculous, and it was merely a case of bad editing by the production company. No political party is willing to be caught trying to sneak something past the American public, they're much better off doing it in the open. Note here, I'm not actually willing to back up this theory with any concrete proof, that's silly, and it requires entirely too much work. I'm a blogger now, I just make it up as a go along.

Back to subliminable. That's something that could have just as easily come from my mouth as the President's. I know what I would like to say, but somewhere between the electrical signals leaving my brain to the point when they are turned into sound, the thoughts get jumbled up, and it comes out wrong. We cease making sense, and start making up words. It happens to the best of us. With that non-lesson, I leave you dear reader and continue to fly under the radar with the vultures and eagles, wishing you a pleasant day.

P.S. I really hope I can edit these things.